We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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