Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
