i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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