If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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