i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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