I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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