...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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