And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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