strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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