hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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