At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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