No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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