I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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