I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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