Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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