"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
i think i just lost a toe
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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