Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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