Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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