i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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