Non-Jews are for practice
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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