Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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