I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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