Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
NoShamevember. You game?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Shame is for Republicans.
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