u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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