you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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