He is such a slut. More and more my type.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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