Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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