I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
where does the pee come out of this thing
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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