look no pants
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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