I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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