TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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