dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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