watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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