why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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