People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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