What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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