i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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