I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Found your dick twin last night
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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