I am puke
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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