I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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