you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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