and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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