are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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