It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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