so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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