I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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