is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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