I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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