I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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