Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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