1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Shame is for Republicans.
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