How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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