it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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